Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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knock knock come in

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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