- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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