- Anti Joke

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

outside your comfort zone

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.