- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

James Patrick Campbell

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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