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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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