What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Your big dick.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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