- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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