- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

have safe sex

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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