What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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no

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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