- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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