Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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