- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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