- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Caroline Kelly.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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