- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

knock knock who's there ?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Gus's mom

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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