Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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