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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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