- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

your face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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