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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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