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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Connor is homo

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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