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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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