How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Bitch

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

knock knock whos there? nobody

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your mother is average.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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