- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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