why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Thats what she said

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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