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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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