- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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