Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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