How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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bologna

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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