dat shoe shine tho

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Anti Joke

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