It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's just not right? Left

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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a man was shot.... he died

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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