women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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womens rights

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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