- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A praying mantis is very graceful

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??