- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Womens rights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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