- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

where's mom I killed her

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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