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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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