why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Skinny people fart less.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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