- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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