Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

penis in the camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

poopoo

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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