What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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