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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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