- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

The Qur'an

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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