Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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