Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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