- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Pianos.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Tall asians

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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