What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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