- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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