- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Women's Rights

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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