- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Penis

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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