- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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