Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Anti Joke

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