Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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