Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

hiya

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops