- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

say it ten times fast: oh

Jordan is pregant

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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