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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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