- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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