- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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