- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

The Big Band Theory

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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