Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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