- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

The cream, it is coming

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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