The Big Band Theory

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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