I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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can you pass the soap?

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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smell the vitamin C

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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