- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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