Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

sky's sty

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Trump will make America great again.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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