- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

The Big Band Theory

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

BIG MAC'S

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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