Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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White men's rights

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats funnier than 24, 69

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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