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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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