What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Nah

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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