Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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BIG MAC'S

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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