knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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miha kako si?

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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hextech crafting too opieop

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What is life? Paul.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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